The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Let me get this straight. The USMNT plays the #2 team in the world, a three time World Cup champion, and arguably the #1 team from Africa.

Fine.

They lose to the Czechs and tie Italy.

Okay.

If everything goes right tomorrow and they beat Ghana, Italy beats the Czechs, and the beer doesn't run out in Germany they are rewarded with what?

Brasil, you say?

Great.

Did I mention that my wife is Brasilian? Can you say counseling?